no slop grenade.

Stop throwing AI-generated walls of text into conversations.

Don't do this
You 2:15 PM
Should we use Redis or Memcached?
Them 2:16 PM
Great question! The choice between Redis and Memcached is a nuanced decision that requires careful consideration of multiple factors. Let me break down the key differences: Redis offers a rich set of data structures including strings, hashes, lists, sets, and sorted sets, which provide flexibility for various use cases. It supports persistence through RDB snapshots and AOF logs, enabling data durability. Redis also includes built-in replication, Lua scripting, pub/sub messaging, and atomic operations. The single-threaded architecture with event loop processing ensures predictable performance characteristics. Memcached, on the other hand, follows a simpler multi-threaded architecture that can leverage multiple CPU cores more efficiently for basic caching operations. It uses a straightforward key-value storage model with a slab allocation mechanism that minimizes memory fragmentation. The protocol is simpler and has lower overhead for basic GET/SET operations. Performance considerations: Memcached typically shows better throughput for simple key-value operations due to its multi-threaded nature. Redis excels when you need complex data operations or persistence. Benchmarks vary depending on payload size, operation types, and hardware configuration. From a scalability perspective, both support horizontal scaling through client-side sharding or proxy solutions like Twemproxy. Redis Cluster provides native sharding capabilities. Memory efficiency differs based on data types and access patterns. Operational considerations include monitoring capabilities, community support, client library maturity, and ops team familiarity. Redis has more features but higher complexity. Memcached is simpler to operate but less flexible. In conclusion, the optimal choice depends on your specific requirements, existing infrastructure, team expertise, and future scalability needs. I'd recommend conducting a proof of concept with your actual workload patterns to make an informed decision. ...more
Instead, be human:
You 2:15 PM
Should we use Redis or Memcached?
Them 2:15 PM
Redis. We need pub/sub for the notifications feature.

What's a slop grenade?

Pasting a massive AI-generated response into a chat or email where a human would write one sentence. It destroys the medium itself. Nobody writes essays in Slack. It's only possible because of AI copy-paste.

It's like calling someone and asking "What time is the meeting?" and they read you a 10-page analysis of calendar management best practices. You asked a simple question. They lobbed a document.

Why it's wrong

If they wanted an AI essay, they would have asked ChatGPT themselves. They asked you because they wanted your human judgment.

It steals the recipient's time and destroys the conversation. They spend 20 minutes extracting one sentence you should've given upfront. Even when your answer is technically correct, the format is hostile to how humans communicate.

Worse: it's a conversation killer. There's nothing to respond to. Your wall of text suppresses dialogue. They can't reply, can't push back, can't clarify. It's a weapon disguised as helpfulness.


Use AI to make things clearer, not longer. Let it sharpen your thinking, not replace it.


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